5 Things I Learned as a Sex Slave in Modern America 

Statistically, Liam Neeson is more likely to sell his own daughter into slavery than have her stolen by some mysteriously brown Parisians. Cracked wanted to know how the hell this was possible, so we sat down with “Jane,” a former sex slave, and asked her about her life.

NOTE: We don’t have a policy of putting trigger warnings on articles, but if there exists anywhere on Earth an article that needs such a warning, here it fucking is. In fact, if this doesn’t disturb you, there is a good chance you are a crazy person.

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beatusmusicus:

 Barberini’s Faun

The sculpture dates back to around 220 BC. It had already been stolen from Greece in Roman times and taken to Italy. It was found in Rome in 1624. Ludwig I acquired it for the Glyptothek, a museum in Munich, Germany, which was commissioned by the Bavarian King to house his collection of Greek and Roman art.

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thebadwolfdemon:

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

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"Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not."

Neil Degrasse Tyson (via psych-facts)

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"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."

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It’s autumn! Or so they say. #floridasucks #wdw #magickingdom #mainstreet #disney  (at Main Street USA at Walt Disney World)

It’s autumn! Or so they say. #floridasucks #wdw #magickingdom #mainstreet #disney (at Main Street USA at Walt Disney World)

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#floridasucks #magickingdom #mainstreet #disney #wdw 

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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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Baby-Doll
Batman: The Animated Series

This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN

Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age

No one took her seriously as an actress

And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult

That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche 

and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one

I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid. 

And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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